#131 - Short Humor Riddle
What has a ring but no finger ?

A Telephone
I have a role of cloth 1km long.
I have a machine which cuts this role into pieces of 10 meter long cloth.
How long would it take for the machine to cut the roll if each cut took 4 secs ?
396 seconds
1000m would only take 99 cuts not 100.
so 4*99 => 396
There is something which comes once in a minute , twice in a moment but strangely never in a thousand years ?
The Letter 'M'
I am as light as a feather, yet the strongest person not able to hold me for more than two minute.
What am I ?
Breath
I am sure no one can two things in dinner. what are they ?
Breakfast and Lunch :-)
Why did Navjot Singh Sidhu put the new January calendar in the freezer
Because he want his new year to start in a cool way
Neha was born in 1855.
she just had his 30th birth day today how did that happen ?
1855 was room number