#181 - Funny Joke Question
Which is faster Heat or Cold? Explain ?

Heat bcoz you catch cold but not heat
Which is faster Heat or Cold? Explain ?
Heat bcoz you catch cold but not heat
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food ?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
I look at you, you look at me I raise my right,you raise your left. What am I ?
A Mirror
What is the longest word in the dictionary
Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Simply push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out.
The Little ant always confused.Do you know why ?
because all his uncles are aunts
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires
Name one eight letter word that has 'kst' in the middle, 'in' the beginning, 'and' at the end.?
its inkstand. 'kst' in the middle , 'in' the beginning , 'and' at the end
A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
A Wedding Ring
When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.What am I?
A Dentist